(Source: flirtytwink, via sextnoise)
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
*12 year old voice* i know who you like
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SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
what do you guys think he is saying?
I think MEEEHHHH
I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?
In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
when someone you hate tries to make a joke
best porn blog ever
she deleted the picture
UR A CYBERBULLY
it’s my sister I’m allowed